Most guys are willing to put up with a pain-in-the-ass chick as long as she's a spinner, but as the old saying goes, for every pain-in-the-ass hot chick out there, there's at least one guy who got tired of banging her.
A conversation of besties:
JJ: "If you loved it so much… get to work."
Bestie: "No, not with that attitude I won't.
JJ: "Dude… WAB (wise ass bitch) hello…. I AM attitude. If you didn't like it you shouldn't have become one of my besties!!!
Bestie: "Hey! You made me one of your besties! It's not like I filled out an application for it! Just for that, I want my bagel back."
JJ: "I filled out the application for you based on a series of events… and answers to questions that you didn't really know I was asking. You almost failed based on your absence at two of the last concerts… but I let that shit slide. Your bagel is gone dude and it tasted good!"
Bestie: This is total bullshit! This is the greatest travesty in the history of the entire western world!
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