The trip

from 12/5/08

Road Trip Quotes
Current mood: amused
Category: Blogging

These are random... you'll never understand em unless you were there... but you'll at least, in part get a laugh outta them!

Day One
"Oh, it's gonna be one of thoooose nights." - "This is Jen, it's always that kinda night!"
"U know it's the malaria shit when your sweating, hot and getting the chills at the same time!"

Would You Rather Game
"I'd have bitch tits."
"Flavored ass."
"I would rather lick a cats ass."
"I've never heard of a testicle referred to as a bat wing."
"You'd fucking rub your dick skin off!"

Day Three
"Tomorrow is another day when I get to make history."
"I'd meet you in the middle of nowhere for one of your kisses."
"I'm not proud of you! I'm actually kinda discusted. I don't think I could have eaten that much food and I'm a big eater!"

Day Four
"I can't believe you even stepped in this ring son!"
"Sometimes life passes you by when your busy making plans."

Day Five - Marta's Birthday
"Do you wanna pay $5 to see a flounder?"
"She licked hers before I licked mine."
"I'm hiring from executive assistants all the way up to a receptionist."
"The mile high club is not something you turn down!"