What i've learned

From 9/4/08

Lessons Learned
Current mood: cold
Category: Blogging

I've learned that you can get by on charm for about fifteen minutes. After that, you'd better have a big willy or huge boobs.

I've learned that you can keep vomiting long after you think you're finished.

I've learned that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are celebrities

I've learned that regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship is at first, the passion fades, and there had better be a lot of money to take it's place!

I've learned that the people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon and all the less important ones just never go away.